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All your...
all yr kubes r belong to uzall yur cheezburgs are belong to me
all your copiez are belong to us
All your bird is belong to me
All ur yarn r belong to me
all ur boxes r belong 2 me
all ur bazel r belong 2 e
memecat says all ur bukkit are belong to me
Cats Im in ur bases belonging ur dudez You gotz no chancez Make your timez
Amused
lobstercat is not amusedone is not amuzed
TRASHCAT IS NOT AMUSED
cheezburgercat is not amused
Santacat is not amused
Gorilla cat is not amused
we r not amusd
box cat is not amused
We is not amused
Couch kat is not amuzed
Christmas cat is not amused
Terminator cats is nots amused
Transformer cat is not amused
im amusing me about meme cats
Stoolcat is not amused
Angry / Evil
you make kitty angryda fuk u want
I akst for no antovies
I keel u now k
Termanator cats will eat your family
Damn bots and farmers Ill never see lvl 78
What NOW
Put a caption on me and Ill swat your fucking face off
kittenz attaaaaaaaaack
To latez I haves already stolen your soulz
wat r u tawkin about williz
my feathah
go ahead make my day punk
im in ur hous killin ur babyz
Da printer iz mine I sez All mine
Im going to kill you
where iz mah mice
Hand of doom
u came homz with no cheezburgerz wtfbbq
I are assimilation cat Resistance is futile
you no surf net today
iz warrior
look crissakes the abominable snowman haul ass
dingo ate your baby
I will kill you doggie
der iz room fer 1 cat yew not him
ima get u
You iz got mah stash Giv it
get fuxxed
This is SPARTA
Im kiti Chuc Norrz me no sleep me waytin to kill
i cant hear you
When I get loose Im going to kill you
What do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets
i has your belt now im world champ bitch
im in ur labratori killen all ur syantists
Ze phish woz dis big
Alright gentlemen How do we kill superman
u iz goin down
i not ever will forgetz this
This is Patches He is the destroyer of worlds and scourge of this universe But he can be bought for a can of tuna
go away
i will avenge this insult even if it takes all nine lives
trash cat iz killin ur dog
i iz not yur fashun bitch
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
wht r u lolzing
Bionical Yoda You will bring me tuna now
Hai u ya u Git of prprtiez Now
I will devour your soul
Dis bee mah couch
Im in ur stairez eatin ur childrens
why u nec me now i r pissed
I eatz dat Teddy Death to da Teddy
ur not funneah - now youz gonneah die
Today the squirrl tomorrow the world Dont even try to stop us
moar
rawr
escuze mi i iz nawt rabit
im watchin ur cabon monoxide levels hoping u die in ur sleep
u die now
Im in ur brane eating ur nuronz
wht r u lookin at punk
ftl
Chezzbrgr or GTFO
diz is mah crib so git out
deal teh cardz noob and refill mah rum bowl
cheezburger
I kick yo face
cat with no eye iz not happy
is my show now muwah ahahah
revenge such a sweet thing
Bonsai me luvs the kitty grass
i iz in my condo hatin yer gutz
Nuu I are not awake No pictures
evil no good world domination
Look bitch I wont tell you again Give me the fucking asprin NOW
i iz on ur fens kiling ur nayburs
i is ninja and i assassinate ur dog
i ndz a fkn smok
im in ur texas skool book depository snipin ur JFK
im hidin in ur box waitin to kill
frak off iz busy
GTFO
weez mergez intu upra cat then you dies
look am evil an im komin 2 eated ya cookies mwa hahahaa
Im in ur chair plotting ur demise
dis not cheezbrgr bag kitteh is not pleased
you drink you drive you lose
Phhht That is all
i ated ur baby
what ch00 l00kin at n00b
mine biatch
i find yew i c yew i et yet
us iz insurgent sabotizing ur helmitz
H8
can some1 get this kid off me plz kthnx
Im under your table planning my revenge
u iz a payn n zeh butt
git ur own katnip dude
DethKatt says YOURE NEXT
You woke me up for this crap
My name iz Fluffy I iz here to kill youse
I waz in ur base I killed ur d00ds
turn off lights
i hate you
heil hitler
i eats u
i hate all ppl
sour
wut the hellz u lukin at
i want my coffee
you fail little one
You make kitty scared
Dont worry Ill kill you soon enough
Klingon Kat
There is going to be trouble
f u
bad touch
i hate u
I is a fat keetorzzz Take me to your leaders so Is can eat them But wait 15 minutesss I wants mah naps
asian cat says you killedz my senseiz now uz must dies
you will pay
showing my teefus eatin ur facez
whatchoo lookin at punk
bitch
iz r yer prezent surpriz dun worri iz onlee kil u aftar crizmaz
i aint givin u no god damn three fitty
youre adopted
thats NOT funny
i secretly hate you
eff snoopi
im in mah cofin Sukkin ur bludz
Terminator cats is nots amused
Im in ur pool eatin ur kids
u hav angrrrd the layzur cat
cursez there iz no kitteh pwn in dis bag
mess wit me wake him first
tard
whut u lookin at
k joke over gimmie bac mah eye
i ar ur shooz now bitch wut u goin du punk
iz sittin on ur bed prediktin ur death
what the shit
im gonna kill j00
Aaaaaaaaaahh
am i gonna have to choke a bitch
O noes u iz borin
bitch mafucker i own yo ass
u r buggin me get lost
stfu noob
2 mush ta kill ya
whem him pull up pants himz get vasectomy
you is next
do no insult me with ur pathetik toyz
Yer all sickz so I be eatin yer get well balloonz and you cant do nuffin bout it
leavez me alonez
get the fck out of my base
get off my interwebs
Owz I hs teh herpez
hey where da prizes go
im in ur hospice killin ur geezrz
OMG molest
when are you going home
hellmouth
you bastard
happy birfday can i go now
you shall not live to see the light of another day my magic will see to that
you ate my cheezburgr i git u in teh sleepz
iz payshunt wen dog sleepz iz killz him
hai is we can talk about why u do this
GORD - Hiding under blankets biting feet since 2003
oh hai about fukkin tiem
u touch-a teh monkey i break-a u face
tunah treetz evryday r else i callz teh IRS
Animals
I has a mounti r kiwi lioness roar
OMG Ewwww Youz iz bean fartin
Iz gonna eat meercats now k Thx
dinosorz r scary
this are my whale nowz
bai goldy-fish well miss you
clawing him no way iz wuz just combing his furz
Ur biger dan me but I gots lazer eyez
Whoa i thort u woz a tiger
No can read I R catz
I will kill you doggie
Ze phish woz dis big
Hampsders Quik Git em from teh bak
I can has fish Taco
Caturday gone wrong
ohai I ish frekin out dog
trash cat iz killin ur dog
Omg Halp
Me was SO close
iz crap a kittyz outma butt
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
I is hurt I is Chuck Norris
I is big feroshis hunter
Im in ur zooz sedoocing ur monkiez
Oh hai I can has merci
I can has kat
Im on ur box spanking ur lizardz
I IZ KERMITZ - LUV MI1
oh noes i thinks wer busted
A puddy tat I did I did taw one
iz in ur family treez keeling ur munky unclz
The fishes MAY be hungry but I AM hungry
Jesus christ its me Get in the car
Ill have THIS one stuffed with crabmeat and a glass or Chardonnay
Invisible stilts
m with ur munky on teh luk out
Ill have that with a salad please
i is ninja and i assassinate ur dog
i can chooze ma lobstah
i can has hamster
im in ur countree beefrendin ur naytivz
im in ur house eatin ur vermun
A puddy tat I tawt I taw one
i iz in ur artyfishul cave steelin ur sunz
omg get off me damn toad
loooook wat i cot
On 3 I bust da glass u get the squrrl
iz a dog woof woof
bitch get out mah yard
im in ur tank tastin ur fish
doggie ated mines cheezeburger
tag Youre it Catch me if you can
pls not letting them eat mai toezz
mah squreel
look into mine eyez for the last time i did not eat the burd
Dont worry Ill kill you soon enough
Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth
uh i gonna punch this fool okies no tell anybody
omg u taste liek chkn
cant find blankie I can use you Kthnx
bitch
new endangered species
wheres the beef
doggy style was guud
I think theres a spy among us
here kitty kitty
wer did tat mous go
i needz an escape route
Dith Mowth hz flavr
all ur tarantulaz r b-long to me
i iz mekkin kuppies
ne1 got opposable thums
wut we wuz just tawkin I swear
i iz a wolf arooooo
LOL Can Johnny come out and plays
iz payshunt wen dog sleepz iz killz him
what muny Iz a kitteh
Bathing / Bath / Wet
i iz in ur yer baftub getting hair in yer soapsDun washin dishez time fer my baf
wut treachery iz this
There is really something wrong with you
oh hai pls helping save me from baftub
i will avenge this insult even if it takes all nine lives
leave me alone you tard im taking my bath
i dont like u anymore
Halp i are not frog
i lika to sings in da shower
you bastard
you shall not live to see the light of another day my magic will see to that
me cleanz urz showerz
save me from teh nekkid manz u dun no wat hez dun
ftl
I iz in ur bathtub uzin all ur hott watur
Bored
iz it caturday yet i iz boaredthis book it is meking bored
monday face
cats on hot tin roof chillin out
Procrastination cat will do it tomorrow
omg i r teh boredom
GTFO Youre boring me
Ham Yor doin it wrong
i r so tyred uv dis stuf
Bottles
Ur Im in I can has DRUNKI iz heiding
Me hads a hard dayz rockin I ams drunk
Box
bawx haz odoIf iz concentratez hard enuff iz can tell you waz in diz box
All ur box r belong to us
Im in ur box hundrd purrcent ganic
Im on ur box spanking ur lizardz
Wat I tell U My butz not too big for dis boxz
special surprise in every box
iz my box u iz jerk
im in ur bawks furrin up ur cloze
im hidin in ur box waitin to kill
iz in ur baskt bein a ninja
Im in ur box drinkin ur cokez
i in ur box passin gas
im in ur box drinking ur beerz
in ur bawks steelin ur treatz
box cat is not amused
redneck litter box
I sended u a cat
Allergies They are plotting against you
iz in yr boxx pimpin yr shooz
im in ur bocks playin wit ur fome1
Oh hai u finish grading tests after my nap k
iz r yer prezent surpriz dun worri iz onlee kil u aftar crizmaz
iz iz in my fort
im in ur bocks beeng phat
o hais stupid box wont open
im in yer box showin mah teefs
I is in ur game box but I is still 0wning u
all ur boxes r belong 2 me
im in ur box stealin ur sanity
why i has no limez go to stoer plz
Can I... / Can we...
can we goes to drive thru and gets cheezbrgrs Not now - haz hedakesI can has cheerios
i can haz tief checked
i can haz dmon
I can has camra
Cheezeburgers empty I can has chihuahua
I can has chiropractor now Plz
icanhazcheezburgr in mah gianthead
i can has teh ukraine
oh hai i can has your soul pls
Hai I can have eye back Kthx
me cannhaz chikken drumzztick
I can has fish Taco
Is it can be hugs tiem now plees
i can haz ur legs mien gone
W8 I kan isplame
Oh hai I can has merci
I can has kat
Cant aims teh lazor eyes
I can haz insurence I soberz I swearz
btw i can has jell-o
i can has more cookiez
im in ur livin room stealin ur remotez i can has aneemul planit
Plz i can slep wif u
I can will has this cheazburgr Now
Ur Im in I can has DRUNK
i can has sock kthxno
i can has freedum
i can chooze ma lobstah
I can haz moar druggs
I can has hi-purr spee plz
i ated mai curn kan i haves desurt now
i can has hamster
i can has u as friendz
i sitz like peeplez
wear iz i i can haz cheezeburger now plz
playin freebird on expert i can has five stars pls k thx
i cans haz high score
i can haz pilzner
i can has my personal space
I can has gastric bypass
I Cans Do Dishes
o hai i can has tuna on plate naow or else kthnx
im on ur table drinkin ur beerz burp can i haz another
I can has game
can i haz mor speshal browneez
i can has my money
ther iz 5 pm i cn go home now plz
i can haz pi now plz
i can has fwip fwops
i can has hugz
I can has it Pwease
d00d I can has catnipz
can i has a cheeseburger
Cars
Fastcat V-TEC just kicked in yoi hipntys driver driver take me to kfc then i can has cheezburger at mc donalds
death race 2000 loll
Jesus christ its me Get in the car
Fixing invisible car with invisible tools
i iz in your racing seat stealin ur lap timez
jebus take the wheel
im on ur ridez feelin a need for speed
oh hi i replaced ur spark plugs
im on ur tire stealin ur trakshun
i r kuttin ur brak lines
Jesus Christ its a lion Get in the car
Mah PuSSy maknet
omg racecar bling bling
the brakes are missing help
I can haz insurence I soberz I swearz
im on ur karz pwning ur hoodz
Caturday
iz it caturday yet i iz boaredCaturday gone wrong
dont you know what day it is
ummmmyeahs kan yu wurk on caturday thadd be gr8 thnx
nevr herd of duckurday predddy shur its caturday
And it is written that every day shall be Caturday
Its caturday bugger off you tard
Cheeseburger
insert cheezeburgahz hereme iz full after cheezburger u rubz tummi
what i was trying to tell you before was that i ate your cheezburgr
Shroud of Turin Jebus cat died so u can has cheeseburger
I has yur turntable fetch me cheezburger
Me rathr eatd cheezburger
Iz preform for cheezburga Iz bedda dan Bark
mah mouthz open feed me cheezburgr NAO
mai cheezeburger give back
You letted them eatz mah cheezbrgr
Mmm this moth taistes like cheezburger allmost
Hipknowtizmz kitty sais Cheezburgerz now
did u says cheezburger
i hipntys driver driver take me to kfc then i can has cheezburger at mc donalds
Cheezbrgr
Hai dere im n yur face blokkin yur views Naow wer my cheezebrger
i r jst folo u hom to kep u safe r not begging 4 chzbrgr or anyfink
I has rottin cheezburger
u came homz with no cheezburgerz wtfbbq
Cheezeburgers empty I can has chihuahua
cheezburgercat is not amused
Thiz is not cheezburger
icanhazcheezburgr in mah gianthead
Oh hai I thot u wuz cheezburgrz
my blanketz for ur cheezeburgers
chezbrgr okai
finger chzbrgr
too much burgerz
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
oh hai hear dat sumone mak mi cheezbrgr
Thiz iz howz we eats the cheezeburgrz yum yum yum
halp chzburger
Is has lazer eyes and a curly wang as Is touches mes nose wif my tongue I can has cheezeburgerss NOW
iz tis wherez i get cheezburger give now plz
iz on the cheezebugerz dietz
Its have I HAVE a cheeseburger
hey u promisd me a cheezburger
oh hie iz cheezeburgrz growed here
I can will has this cheazburgr Now
Chezzbrgr or GTFO
cheezburger
where is my cheezburger
iz not a chizburgir
i haz big hed cheezburger
o hai can u gets me a cheezburger kthx
i can has cheezburger
when he dies I can has his chzbrger plz
wuzzis is no smell like chzbrgr u liez
i ated cheezburger now tumy iz ful
no mai cheezburgr u cant has
dis not cheezbrgr bag kitteh is not pleased
eww that iz not cheezburger
hay iz bettr thn cheezburger
iz in the shade waitin fo mah cheeseburger
tak meh to urz cheez burgerz
U gives us cheezburgrz now or we kills Harry Potter
i is serous cat plz dont lissen to him i has nevr eated cheezburger
you can haz whopper
wear iz i i can haz cheezeburger now plz
i hidez from u till u givez me cheezburgr
you iz got ONE chance wherez mah cheezeburger
i eated ur cheezburger it wus yummy
all yur cheezburgs are belong to me
u has mah chezburgr
i ated ur cheezeburger and ur momz
i has had cheezburger and i iz now full
wear my chezburgr at
Whoa Me haz too much Cheezeburger
bitch get me my cheezburgrs
doggie ated mines cheezeburger
insurt cheezbrgr here
Please send more cheezeburgaz Amen
we space kittiez take us 2 ur cheezburgers
iz got ur fingr nowz giv me cheezburger
u is chzbrgr dlvry
I r teh cheez kngzburger
Cheezeburger lokaytd at 200Kthx
oh noes i did leaves cheezburger on broil
Ah 2 mani chezburgr I slep now
i wantz cheezbrgr now
I iz vampyr cat I wunt ur cheezburgers
iy will nowt byte if i can has cheezburgerz
U iz cheezburgr
Gimme Cheezebrgr I Said Nao
Kitteh can has chzburgers or go BOOM
ur hirin profeshonl mooverz plz we can has cheezburger first
How mani cheezburger I can bai
i said no tomatoz on mah chezzbrgr
cheezburger goez here thx
halp is trapped plz send cheezburgers
Cheezburger
iz in ur barn stealin ur milk cheezburgr motherlode
oh hai cheezburger bring
i ate mah chzbrgr 1 2 mny chzbrgrs
cheeseburger want
rancid cheezburger
dees mah cheezburgers u no can has
no chzburgr no bed
k bai i has cheezburger myslf then
too much pepper on mai cheezburgr
u eated our cheezburgerz
where is ma cheeseburger
halp i not cheezburger
Indiana Jones and the Last Cheezburger
i eated cheezberger now i is full
wherss my chessburgr
u has cheezburger
i iz teh baby i haz cheesburgr
anndnoww you bringzem burgerzz to hypnokat
hamburgers
can i has a cheeseburger
i will not blink ise wins ise gets teh chzbergr
she dont needz cheezburgr
oh hai there iz no cheezburger down here
too sexah for ur cheeseburger
can i haz two chezburgers one for me and one for mai shadow
you ate my cheezburgr i git u in teh sleepz
i iz teh flasher
dit not cheezbrger dis tast liek chikenz
i haz ur peeplz ostigez payz me cheesburgerz or they diez
Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Cheezeburger
Clothes / Laundry
But I wanted ask you questions does you not like my hatsIts cold outside - Ill take your hat
In Soviet Russia shoe wear u
fluff dry plz tyvm
oh hai iz just in ur droorz fixin ur stilez
i iz dress like de wrinkelz
Im on ur laundries leavin mah burrbullz
i can has sock kthxno
Im warin ur hat steelin ur digree
is my show now muwah ahahah
iz in ur hat beeing a gngstr
iz in ur closet bein ur clothes
i iz on the cowch bein yo babee dawl
oh hai i replaced ur scholls
I luff cleen lawndree
Mah mlkshake brngs all da boyz 2 da yrd
im in ur bawks furrin up ur cloze
im in ur dryer rinklin ur clothes
o hai iz jus poopin in ur hatz
i has boot on mah head r did u go
im in ur wardrobe bein liberarchie
word
lolz i has mittenz an u dont
fuck you this is my shoe now bitch
is all up in ur hamper diggin ur lingerie
what u mean its for the laundry
i iz teh secks ees
i is in ur uggs
i iz wayrin a elf hat steelin ur chrismaz
im in ur hampr steelin ur undies
omg shoes
im in ur gurlfrins shurt steelin ur buubz
im in ur handbag stealing ur money
iz in ur blankee iz just in ur blankee
zomg meh xmas swtr is teh gay
k no1 movez i dropped mah contact lenz
Democat stealin ur votez
We is not amused
Dont worry Ill kill you soon enough
Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth
iz in yr boxx pimpin yr shooz
i r on ur swetsherts taking naps
i iz air jeezuz and i do wut i want
Mwuhahahah Ha I haz yer laundriez
in ur hat stealing ur happy returns
im a chikin lol
i iz waring dah pantz in dis howse
m in ur laundrys steelin ur sox
halp - i stuck
PIMP
Babushka kitty sez eat mor borscht
i iz a shoe
i is in ur house stealin ur clothings
i ar ur shooz now bitch wut u goin du punk
i has a clothing line
iz on ur shoes bein sassy
Im in ur dryer huntin ur sox monster
I gotta sort your socks AGAIN
I iz wearin your bike helmetz visorz upsidedowns on my head
no u cant haev my adidas
i is in yo comforterz stealin ur towz
Im in your bag protecting your sports wear
Iz in yo clozetz tryin on yo delicates
shhhhh iz hiedin bein a conz
im in ur laundrees steelin ur underpantz
im in ur bazzket whitennin ur whites
im in ur pants pickin ur pockets
Im in ur hamperz cleanin ur clothz
Computer
im in yur filez stealing yur identitycant open puter I has no thumbs - want nowz more LOLCATS PLZ
o btw i slipped and assidently haxz ur boxz
im on ur powerbook playin ur tunez
Wut doez scan mean
dozin on ur monitor soakin up ur cathode rayz
do not want kybrd mowz plz
im in ur gibsun hacking ur planit
I are assimilation cat Resistance is futile
you no surf net today
lulz u have typo
Im in ur face eatin ur cordz
i is on ur webzitez stoppin teh spambotz
Wait ill fix it
Mah mastrpiez
i has ur computer
Is gotz homwurk
Kittiz r teh originl laptopz
myspace so easy a housecat can do it
Eyez in ur whyerless netwerkz stealin ur minutz
Ize b reedn ur emalez n savun ur chatz - watchn u iz wut i dew
I iz in ur lolcats ratein me five starz
im in y3r firewahlz accesin mah harblz
alright i r dun eetin ur mailz
oh hai iz in ur compewterz stealinz ur pron
PC cat iz entering sleepmode
Where is teh pr0nz
iz in ur codez pointing out ur syntax errorz
i is in yoor computerz deleetin yoor stuffz
hay guise im warming my feetz on ur modem k
oh hai sry 404 Page Not Found Contct admin pls
kitteh not paper plz dont print on me
i iz on ur desk counting ur kistrokz
diz iz my shiny
i fixded it
im on ur futonz stealin ur software
Mom How do you spell lol
im in ur ebay snipin ur awkshinz
im on ur skreenz uzing moor energee
im on ur putta blokin ur qwerty
i is in yr computerr eatin yr chips
have ur ppl call my ppl well do lunch lolz
ise steelin ur printr printin ur dirtee sekrets
Just because Im white doesnt mean I wont totally pwn u DDR
Im in ur mail insulting ur friendz
Almost got the 8 nargh
is in ur facebook messin up ur profilez1
i sho u megabite if u wake me up
i is in your computer melting your brainwaves ehhehheh
Would sir desire to use the computer
I haz teh inturnetz an I haz teh inturnetz I also haz inturnetz o noes inturnetz haz mee
iz deleeted ur downloadz
im on ur monitor watching ur evry muv
i has your laptop so i can ckecks my emails
Oh hai I is fixin ur internets
I on tha countah reading ur mail
omfg yawnz u suck itz mah turnz nub
o hai i found ur papajm
I just buyed lots of stuffs on ur ebay acct
Im is in ur NMCI blockin ur firefoxez
im in ur printer jammin ur paperz
u usz match dot comz wooser
im in ur internetz looking kyoot
Oh hi i upgradede your RAM
im in ur notebook writing ur essays
i is be in ur windoze messin wit ur hard drives
stop posting
is you dunz with dag mowse yet
why you make tap tap when i want sleeping
i is on teh internets
itz minez
im in ur notebook wishin i had thumz
wutz ur name ill add u on facebook
Computer games
Wild Cat Atk1 Def - 10000 Worthless1 Do not want Yew ken have plzI haz coordinitz Let me show you them
Punch
Damn bots and farmers Ill never see lvl 78
Zomg Snipr
I Are shot by plasma gun
boom headshot
leeeerrroooooy jenkins
I are assimilation cat Resistance is futile
Morph ball acquired
Im on ur consol beetin ur hi scorz
omg expertz lvl on Guitar Hero
ime n yer spec ops sneekn yer osamas
im in ur mario game stealin ur mushroomz
All ur box r belong to us
I has teh finish teh fight Legendary edishun plz
oh hai I has plaied ur Xboks gahmes
I has zeldas I are hero of time
Man down
Let me show you my pokemans My Pokemans Let me show you them
in ur den killin ur frogger
Super saiyan Im going power level 5000 and you cant stop me
Main Tank OTDPS Elite Boss
Tank u Mario But or pinzess iz in noter castle
oh hai i just compleetz zelda furst k tnx
OH NOES Why you pwn me
playin freebird on expert i can has five stars pls k thx
i cans haz high score
omgz i cantz find teh grvyrd 2 rez
im in ur raid killing teh hordez
All your bird is belong to me
im in ur hyrulez saving ur princess
I pwnz u Talk to the paw
Oh Hi I reprogrammed your Wii
oh nooos i dcd was powning that dude too
Cats Im in ur bases belonging ur dudez You gotz no chancez Make your timez
Who me gank nevah
All ur yarn r belong to me
zomg t34m fl4sh3r1
all ur tarantulaz r b-long to me
Im in ur 360z stealin ur pointz
i can has epixxx
zomg nerfed again
in ur videogames pwning ur n00bs
is campun
i iz teh flasher
I haz connekshunz now
Cookie
I made you a cake but eated it chocolate rainYou Eated my Cookie
I made you a cookie but I eated it
i can has more cookiez
did u forgets my cookie
look am evil an im komin 2 eated ya cookies mwa hahahaa
I broughted you a Brownie and only dropped it twice It are a special brownie I are a great chef
has u cookie
Dancing
Break beats are serious businessdah-dah-dah-dah-dan hey geesh oh cecil its not a conga line
singz i believez iz can flyz i believez iz can touch da skyz
Lean wit it rock wit it
Do not want
Do not wantdo not want kybrd mowz plz
Not want
do not want
do not want
not want
No I iz not going
do not want
Drinking / Drunk
I drank all your Pepsibeercat want asprinz now plz
im in ur mash tun halpin wif ur beirs
I can has haz more beer
Im n yur birz steln yur busz
I are wine snob
Sitting in the box drunken out all your milk
I is a ur tabel drinkin ur burbun
absolut lolcat
korea cat says im in your glass drinking ur scotch
i drinkins ur sodaz
im in ur glass drinkin ur waterz
Snikin some sipz of yorz koffie
i is metal sleepin off da booze lol
What Do you have to be Irish to find the answeres in here
Me so hungover
Im in ur cupz stealin ur juicez
We haz ur cokez
im on ur sofa sleepin off ma hangova
Cant quite reach it
I am NOT the sixpack but Ive trunken it out
Me hads a hard dayz rockin I ams drunk
in ur kitchen drinkin ur chardonnay
Yeah I drank you gin What of it
drunk cat iz hungovr
Iz no drunk now givz me my keys
Dont judge me nam changed me
Ur Im in I can has DRUNK
deal teh cardz noob and refill mah rum bowl
Ill have THIS one stuffed with crabmeat and a glass or Chardonnay
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
Booze i has it
i sposed to drive i sleepies now
you drink you drive you lose
Im in ur box drinkin ur cokez
i iz in ur kupz theifin ur milks
im in your closet stealinz ur watrz
im in ur box drinking ur beerz
so ur a Pepr
must have more beer
i so fursty
i is in your sink drinking all your waterz
ssshhh iz hunged ovah
u steald my beerz i is sad
im on ur couch drinkn ur beers
i r steelin ur soda
im in ur boal steelin ur milk n ur gard dino cant stop meee1
im on ur couch drinkin ur beerz
i can haz pilzner
Whyd you let me drink all that tequila
i want my coffee
i needz more beerz
i iz drinking yous beer
sluuuuuuurrrp ah cant stop guys i need help
im on ur table drinkin ur beerz burp can i haz another
im in ur cup steelin ur milks
I am in ur kitchen stealing ur Jagerbombs
oh noes teh hangovr
im sippin ur drink gettin teh buzz
me in ur peperz drinkin ur canz
just 2 beerz ossifer i swearz
i is under ur coastur stealin ur drinx
i ish in ur bedz steeling ur cokes
is in ur cup spreading my germs
is in ur sink stealin ur drips
i has drinkz 2 many beerz
Eating / Food
y u eateding mehI will eats ur butt
Hey Y do I gots a melon on my hed
Hoo eetid my hed
im in ur fountayne eatin your guldphishz
mah mouthz open feed me cheezburgr NAO
My Whiskas
Carb rush K thx bye
Iz gonna eat meercats now k Thx
I isnt needing no fibre
Stay away from mah catnipz
I can has cheerios
You letted them eatz mah cheezbrgr
Mmm this moth taistes like cheezburger allmost
i wantz your nuggetz
I think I see food What
im in ur mailbag - eetin ur mailz
invisible orange
Iz in ur haus eatin ur liver
i am in ur pic-a-nic basket digestin ur sammiches
nom nom ur fat catz dont need fork for gus
Im in ur fayc eatn ur terkeez
Cheezeburgers empty I can has chihuahua
Wherr iz mah sekret decodr ringz
you has burrito me likey too
This is Patches He is the destroyer of worlds and scourge of this universe But he can be bought for a can of tuna
me cannhaz chikken drumzztick
where iz cheezeburgah
look into my eyez i iz leaving with fruits
This catfood taste funny
wtf is that is it gonna eated me
im ur lunch
I can has fish Taco
You Eated my Cookie
I made you a cookie but I eated it
doz u want me 2 eat camera
Ham Yor doin it wrong
i has frosting - ur frosting lol
what shoes burp
tastes like chikun
U ait mah chzbrgr I eet u instedd Kthx
Im in ur borderz eatin ur jobs
We gona be pie
Babushka cat says Essen Sie ihre Suppe
Invisible sandwich
im in your sammich hiding ur meats
btw i can has jell-o
Them dog sold me the catsnip And Im kinda fats
Pies Dont know nufthink about no pies
Im in ur stairez eatin ur childrens
u want takeoutz i haz some menu
i r hav hamz
The things I do for cat food
iz on the cheezebugerz dietz
Mom
eet ur vegatubl kan go up big n strawng like Popeye
oh hai I eated ur babi k
godzillacat eated ur villigerz
Im in ur brane eating ur nuronz
oh iz horridable u never feedz me
Catwich Mmmmmm
alright i r dun eetin ur mailz
The fishes MAY be hungry but I AM hungry
Im in ur kitchin eatin ur flowerz
Ill have THIS one stuffed with crabmeat and a glass or Chardonnay
i tired bring tuna
Ill have that with a salad please
wez in ur bazkit steelin ur eezter eggs
Im in ur fridge eatin ur foodz
Add tuna gradually Do not stir
i can chooze ma lobstah
Cat eat Korea
iz ur birfday wherz mah cakz
look am evil an im komin 2 eated ya cookies mwa hahahaa
i ated cheezburger now tumy iz ful
i ated mai curn kan i haves desurt now
more catnip please
im in ur house eatin ur vermun
i is stufd
i find yew i c yew i et yet
i eated ur mailz but i r still hungri
im n ur salad stealin your dietz
Talk to your kittens about catnip Before its too late
oh hai dinnar
in ur bawks steelin ur treatz
look into teh eyeeez give me katty treats or findz my special cat chocolates in ur duvee
dare cat says no to catnip - only on red ribbun weak
git ur own katnip dude
oh hai iz in ur treez eatin ur barkz
Pls big kitteh - you giz me sum foods
ate ur kidz sry
i caught you a human but i eated it
oo hai i stealz ur cheryz n ur vaniluz
nom nom nom hooo it are my birthday
me think i like to lik the humins leg it tayste yummy
i has had cheezburger and i iz now full
Im on your fireplace eatin your flowerzez
im in ur yogertz activatin ur culturz
i is in yr computerr eatin yr chips
i eats u
im in ur tank tastin ur fish
have ur ppl call my ppl well do lunch lolz
i eated all ur cadburyz to making top hatz
im in yer KFC stealin yet bucketz
Thumone put hot pepperth in my kibble again
iz knowz i cute nowz gimme tuna
im thinkn abt pancakes wazzat u say
hai iz eatin ur bagz
Dis be MY cake Not urs
im in yer arbyz eatin yer curliez
look into mine eyez for the last time i did not eat the burd
I r teh cheez kngzburger
Dude way too much catnip
oh noes i did leaves cheezburger on broil
o hai i can has tuna on plate naow or else kthnx
you needs more eggz
on ur stove eatin yer fryz
i like frosting
Hypno-kitteh sez Put down the hook and feed meh
Ummm what catnip
were on ur table stealin ur foodz
ima steelin ur fruit loops
iz in ur bag eatin ur kittin
i likes pancake batter
im in ur bag eatin ur foods
im in ur fridge hatchin ur eggz
in yuz bags stealin yuz foods
ize eetin ur kamera
invisible ice cream cone
imma in ur pop-tarts bein teh promoshunal gieveaway
I broughted you a Brownie and only dropped it twice It are a special brownie I are a great chef
wher ur meetz r iz hongree u feedz me now k
can i haz mor speshal browneez
time to test out patended corn on cob toothbrush iz not work out so gud
zomg 2 much catnipz
i eated all your foodz
i eated ur candle flamz
iz n ur krislis dijestin ur butrflyz
im on ur chair eatin ur chipz
OHH NOOOOS i IS chzburgr
im in ur sushi eatin ur unagi
It is delicious cake I must eat it
Im in ur castle eating ur peasants
Im in ur feeldz eatin ur cropz
Fail
Babushka kitty sez eat mor borscht
Im in ur pool eatin ur kids
i haz got hawtdawg
want food
i can haz pi now plz
piiiiiizzzzzaaaaaaa
i not skert of ur teeth leftoverz iz gud
oh sawee i fot you wuz chicken
Oh hai I wuz not eatin hims head
i eated cheezberger now i is full
That wuz yummy go buy mee nw sh33p plz
Dith Mowth hz flavr
nom nom im eatin ur corn its gud
im in ur serial bein ur milk
iz in ur fieldz eatin ur cropz
teh fat wun haad no katnip so eye eated himm
I is in vur kitchn eatin yur nannerz
i see lotz of foodz wait what
you ate my cheezburgr i git u in teh sleepz
Dizzurt Now
why i has no limez go to stoer plz
wake me up when food is ready
dit not cheezbrger dis tast liek chikenz
can i has eye scream
Fighting
Uze call that kikn my azzMai kugfu iz stronger
Ur biger dan me but I gots lazer eyez
mai cheezeburger give back
Im on ur box spanking ur lizardz
pew pew pew
Eat my crumb Jackie Chan
i is a boxer in my spare times
wez on ur chaire havin epik battlez
kitty uppercut
Noone can escape the masterlock
uh i gonna punch this fool okies no tell anybody
OMG teh rapez0rz
I is hurt I is Chuck Norris
i haz fghtz shud see other guy
Kickflip
Flavour / Smell
You haz a flavoro rly noz has a flavor
i has a flavor
Mmm I has gud flava
tastes like chikun
excuse me do you has a flavor
scuze meh i r flavr inspektorz
dis vyoleen has a flavr
I know I has a flavor
u has a flava
mah butt has flavor
i has flavor
omg u taste liek chkn
u has a smell
my nose has a flavour
u haz a flavor
i finally has a flavor
Dith Mowth hz flavr
mmh tastes like chicken
o noez iz has a flava
Spongebob has a weird flavor
mai beers they haz a flavr
i iz buttrballz terkii
see i has a flavor too
u haz a flavor
u has bad flavr
Friends
i iz lolcat LOL i has no friendsplz to be mai frehn
I wonder if we could be friends
Fwends
General
I kawt maus but i eated it seezRemote
i shits u not it wus this big
i hates cold weathur
If you dont talk to your cat about catnip who will
I r miserable
Ru kuttin him brake lines I tellin U better dont
i masturbatez on your diploma thesis
going to narnia brb
I iz tryen tew git awi Messen up yer myspace peekchyur
Three dimensional cross-section of 4th dimension cat has no time for you 3-spacers
Sassy
LOL UR gonna take me to the vet tget my WHAT cutoff Hahaha thats a good one roflmao
Why does this keep happening
Pick me Pick me
Dont listen to her shes one of them Dont worry Susan I have the Holy Water
Stay away from mah catnipz
thiz sentnz no vurb
Thanku fo be my frind
I is not ur blak sock
rasencan
I hopes there are not car coming netime soonz
ima fishmann and lost my pole
I Are shot by plasma gun
Believe me that IS a cat playground Come on try to take me away
Shhhhh i iz hiding
Wha
omg i has no dental plan
Looks like someone needs a kitten hug
do dez whiskers make my noz look big
me
you want I make pwetty for lolcats
hei shorty
Mah pillz Ah needs them
i are escaping from the azcaban
why
im in ur class foto pretenin to b you
Im the Juggernaut bitch1
i is compensatin wif ur jakkit
i iz a pornstar
i hs xtra toe
how to survive a canadian winter
150 channels and nothings on
i seez the lite
relax man
Platoon
i wants chair
oscar the death cat ftk
Youve brought us something from your trip sure well find it
Intelligence I know things you never will
lean back lean back
i r has kuhnin planz
Are I lost weit
lemme get this for ya
Stellaini the Magnificant will now levitate a catnip mouse right before your very eyes AMAZING
kitteh factory
oh hai oficer i needz a ryd hom
i is so prtty i getz a rose
diabeetus
i has ur deatth
Buddha Cat looks kinda like Buddha
Ze phish woz dis big
i iz not coming out til u admits u has problem
Mayor Cat hasnt made a decision yet plz cum bk ltr tnx
Oh snap Cheese
As you can see gentlemen the cloning experiment was a success Your army of Super Kittens will soon be ready for combat
i are siamese if u plz
When ur busted Give em your Poker Face
And nowz to yours facez lolz
needs more softener
datz wut im tlkin bout
Really Can you really tell its a toupee Seriously I thought it looked really natural
grownd hawg kittie iz dun diggun th hole
lawyer cat objects
sensei sez
Clock me Clean in 60 seconds Fastest tongue in teh Universe
i can does yoga
eye ownz newtin
Shoot mee plz
I r moonin u
Flawr pot smell funy Ur butt smell funy 2
iz playin in ur underwearz
Babushka cat says Essen Sie ihre Suppe
I win Your money Now
Im proud to present ME
I had a little dreidel
I iz walkin ur railin kosin ur hart attaks
Lolz
so this french fellow walks into a bar with this kitteh on his shoulder and the bartender sez
I sense danger
hay guyz lets trips them
Asian cat mocks you
Only 2 kilos So feed me PLEASE
y halo thar
OK NOW WUT
Dont disturb us please
I HAS ANSER
What U Sayy
Tag your it
Its a trap
I is innocent Your Honor
I iz flyin catz tryin to getz airbournez
I fix ur hairz
zomg i m pwon3d
but Iz in da newzppr too
Iz hug time now
the chu chu train
smokin iz bad 4 u
Monorail cat
hugz tiem
hay guys santa brung me iphone
u iz in me lites
121 gigawatts
I are Security Kitteh Need to check you bag
the end is near
why be normal
Asian cat disapproves
what ur 50 bucks how should i know what happened to it do i look like i have something to hide
Oops
whattaya doin ovr thur
bills bills bills
Ill have that with a salad please
I am residing in your fortress taking the lives of your soldiers and I know how to spell n00b
Delegating You do it because um Im busy Yeah
i is digging ur girlfriend
taxi purrlease
now how teh hell i posed ta git down from here
i are peter chris
flash 2 brite fer kitteh lol
got ur tiketz
iz fatz lolz
hey watch me fly
all ur beadz beelung 2 mez
is my trampoline
OMG I iz losed my glassez Cud I have borrow of yorz
i is pahris hilltin i is sorreh lemme goh ise sho u boobehs
i am changin ur bulbz
me thinks ur ded i dont here no hartbeet
there there it will be okay
Good evening There is no need to ring the plumber I have upgraded you U-bend
omg i just been pimp by x-zibit
FedEx takes time make an important call
aaaaaaaahh can u seez ma enjin it goes prrrrrr when im happy
look itz mah leg
mine
its a trap
just becuz I hav wun eye duznt meen I kant enjoy deeveedees
Hugs from us both
cat cant you see im a meercat
this my frnd u tream him good yes
yea i swears was only this bigs
u haz an oder
hehe feeling so good
Pope Happycat the 1st is full of win awesome
Doorstop cat does NOT care
I am not an LOL I am a free cat
i is spotlight cat lawlz
BAP
i flie heer in baskit do not tuch baskit is mine
takes all the pictures i is adorible to the max
hay u u want 2 no a secaret
holdzstill phat bug crawlin inyereer
yuz luk goodz
plz cut holz in shelrs fer mah eerz kthx
Hai I be dri nowz
ready for a swim im not
oh hai i are on the air
ay wuvz ooo mwah
wayt need change gelz
keep ure voices down i is on da fone
i luv mah rizzlas
mai mouse yuz has
now i haz a masheengun too ho ho ho
teh big hand r fer minits digtal clock plz kai
ive been hit
def-cat cant heer u dude
Herro
i nu iz gonna deez nu nayborz
i is on ur counter sortin ur mail
omg
but but i dont know what puzzles is
Was was tat I herd sumtin in teh vent
asiancat approves of this
Srsly I is ur babee
ummm i furgets
i got you a gif but i openz it
hay hand me tha phillipz plz
I just wantses the COMIX
Hey guys Im an octopus
r u shur u want ur floor back we is very comfy here
dont needs tail hais leg
whatever you bug me
dont touch me i has to piddle
i wink u u wink bck now
it happened again get the crowbar
i iz a lizad
u has insurance
im innocent i tellz ya
transformaz robitz n da skiez
macro time you know the drill
what means time auoo i not lion flslarm makes
plz to go away am thinkin deep thots
The Goggles They do nothing
Hello Dave
ballin
i iz paperweight
zomg dude brsh ur teethz
pull mah fangr
can iz borro fitty dollors
LOOOL
hi five
i open ze door wit my mind
Press button 4 service
Glaucoma cat needs her medicine
Drillcat will kill your family
u ned new blindz
wasssssssuuuuupppppp
U iz watching me touch lites Stop itz
thats it i iz gowin to canaduh
diabeetus
omg1 roffelz
I swear to you the mouse was this fricken big
i wants brazzzz
I can has ad kampane now
pleeze dont trow me away
it can b take kitty work day nao pleas
copy-cat iz havin union-break do not disturb k
i sorry you has gentel warts
Hypno-kitteh sez U been Heep-mo-tized
Backbone Who needs one of those
giving u diseasez
i controls teh horizontal
I pwnz u Talk to the paw
you iz hypnotized
i rulz 1 for me
omg firekat lol
Day 373 of my captivity
That should had been me
bonsaaaaaai
r u our new mommie got teats
Lol hey guyz Look at me Im a lamp post hey guyz Look guyz
i has ur uteruz lol u r spayd
Just hanging around
Im in dis guys
let mez tink a minut
its not a tumor
uz barkin up the rong treez
diseasez on ur makeups
ohi2u2
watchu talkin bout willis
i iz a princess lolz
Doez thiz foot look biggr 2 U
uh heey
no camraz plz
omg i cant c u
me is redy for to filter captain
i give good massage
its a trap
bleep kitteh haz malfunktion bleep reejitz finded Radio Moscow
you got served
iz wait fir the bunnyz nex moov i haz aallll day
pweaze dont look at me iz shy
lies all lies i tellz ya nothin but dust up here
u shal b no merci
Ohhh so now you decide to cook U think I should move I think not MY STOVE
mommeh
I iz possessed
i is self-cleaning
iz innosent iz never dun it
mine
tiz teh seeson
impossibl rlaytionshipz
Cat Scan Complete Ur Fucked
P
That wuz yummy go buy mee nw sh33p plz
Friendz Romanz Catreiman
i iz lolcat LOL i has no friends
Omg
Free prize In every bag
care to join me for yoga
I am the Christmast Master sitting on your wreaths
i is teh roxxor
which wayz to da gym
I has blowed my noze
i has a boogie
i r majik iz blend in
dont it make your brown eyes blue
hu putzed de marbelz en mah ayes
i r presnt
boneless cat
i am doin yur windoz
Infinite Cats gawt rume for lols
its a trap
i iz legless
i be travelins first class
youz find my one weakness litl 2 da right pleez
I didnt dood it
we iz copy cats
who dat
Ur lien mum did NOT hav n affir wid da wabbit OR da kangrew
stand aside serious business
y u holdz me
lolcat says P
owned
meow rooarrr
lolcat ready for da operayshun
ive been spotted
wazz habben
wha heddo dere
get teh kamra wez gonna b fameus
i has all ur mapz
stoppit i is gots ticklish
wat chu lookin at
drillcat used dig
iz teh decider
rub da buddas belly and u gets a wish
is u wedy 4 da bawl
clones sometimes more is just scary
whut chu never seen toes fore
i liek god pray for to him with me
waitzz I can dismantle it
AhMahGad
i iz not a cat i iz a bunny
I are ready for root canalz now
I didnt do anything let me outta here
i haz cuddl ur it
This is why we cannot has nice things
i feelz pritee oh so pritee
I had a fight and ran up this wall And now Im stuck
im in da nude covrin ma partz
Ive got my eye on you
I am in your bathroom ruffling up your carpet
O my tunas dun brb
i uze ur floss 2
Santa Katz Gives Uz COALZ
me sitz likez personz
We Iz Radeoaktifz
Ghost
Ghostcat will haunt youiz in ur housez ghostin up ur peepz
im in ur backyardz stranglin ur ghostz
No worriez dey can c us 2
i am in yer curtains scarin away ghosts
gost cat is ghosty
Halp
Halphalp i r gonna fall
Halp I iz trapped wis akrilik
halp chzburger
Dont just stand der
Halp i are not frog
halp the laundrys are attaxing
halp i falled over
halp is trapped plz send cheezburgers
halp im cornered
i falled in halp plz
halp i not cheezburger
halp me i has mah hed stuk
Halp plz
help meeeeeee
halp
Omg Halp
help i need an adult i need an adult
halp - i stuck
Happy / Exalted
Heck yeah its FridayThem dog sold me the catsnip And Im kinda fats
Hiding
ssshhhh dont tell anyone Im here I iz hidin from that BIG catonoes you spotd me
u know wher i be I is in cogneeto
medacin go way I beez hidin frum u kthnx
Guess who
Camouflage Just because you cannot see them it doesnt mean they cannot see you
im in your sammich hiding ur meats
WTF am i doing here
Dis bee mah couch
shhh i iz hidingk
maus iz hear sumwhers
I iz heiding
I R hiding
Im in ur couch hiding da remotez
perv cat is hidan pls commens to undres
im hidin in ur box waitin to kill
peek-a-boo u dont see me
shhh i r hieding k
i hidez from u till u givez me cheezburgr
Hiding behind your plants some of them seems to need water
iz in un blankeez u kan sees me
i is spelunking
Almost got the 8 nargh
shhhhh i is hiding
Quiet noob Ull reveal mah posishun
hiding you cant see me
camuflawj cant c me lol
Noooo paparotzees
oh hai nuffing heer but shooz
peekaboo
CamouflageJust because you cant see them doesnt mean they cant see you
camouflage just because you cannot see them it does not mean they cannot see you
shhhhh iz hiedin bein a conz
imz teh hied n seak champ
Hugs
huggiezi am huggin ur kitteh
i can has hugz
I has...
Bukits r 4 biches I haz a wata coolaI can has cheerios
I can has haz more beer
i has runned out of opshuns
I has rottin cheezburger
Cheezeburgers empty I can has chihuahua
I has a vector Physicscat Has a vector
I Has Cocaines Cocaines I has Them
I has snow
I has teh finish teh fight Legendary edishun plz
i has poclipto
I has zeldas I are hero of time
Oh hai I can has merci
Talent I has it
i has ur computer
gren thum i haz it
i has seen dawgy pr0n
Its have I HAVE a cheeseburger
I has you babe
see i has a flavor too
i has boot on mah head r did u go
Booze i has it
i has lazorz i zap uz
i haz widescreen tv
I haz ur book an Is stealin ur readz
i haz a board gamez
i has a facelift
i haz got hawtdawg
I has kittehs U cannot has
i haz a nolidge
I'm in your...
Im in your newspaper writing mah columim in your stashes1 theefin yr hize11
is in yo toiz formin mai armies
im in your recurdz stealin ur beatz
im iz n ur toy factoryz paintn all ur toyz wit da lead
im on ur ironin board givin u raspberries
im in ur office reedin ur top secrit filez
Is in y0ur teenagerz ro0m jumpn on iz bed
Im on yer doormat chillin wif mah crew
Im in ur howz fillin up ur roomz
iz in ur housez ghostin up ur peepz
Im in ur sunbeamz stealin ur uv rayz
I iz on ur chair filmin mah kityy pr0nz
im in yur tiananmen stoping yur tankz
I R on Ur floar bustin a move
I is not ur blak sock
im in ur presentz stealing ur christmaz
Im on the TV tuning ur channelz
im in your box stealing ur toys
in ure hedz eating ur branez
im in ur face stealin ur personal space
im in u botlz stealin ur crv
im in ur sink doin yer dishes
Im in Santas bag stealing your presents
Im in ur underwearz stealin ur doo dooz1
Im in ur basket freshnin ur linens
Im in ur rum humpin ur scren
im in ur mailbag - eetin ur mailz
I iz in ur pawty room takin a leek
Iz in ur classroom distracktin ur studenz
Im in yewr pic being inspurashun
Hai dere im n yur face blokkin yur views Naow wer my cheezebrger
im in yo garden chillen with yo gnome
Im n yur birz steln yur busz
Im in ur kingdumz watchin ur pr0nz
Im in ur game stealin yo monies
Iz in ur haus eatin ur liver
im in ur hous killin ur babyz
Im in ur dryer fluffin ur clothes
Is at your neck suckin on your weins
I am in ur house - guarding ur tampons
im on ur cowch hangin l00se
im in ur wacher steelin ur jetdri
Im in ur fayc eatn ur terkeez
im on ur couch demunstratin curvatur
I in ur box givin u the stinkeye
Im in Iraq Trainin the L33T
Im in ur glass stealin ur waterz
in ur box taking ya tartz
i is in ur box being mailed overseaz
iz in ur cam stealing ur focuz
i is in ur box steelin ur shoez
im in ur baskit peein ur cloze
im on ur bed stealin ur naps
I is a ur tabel drinkin ur burbun
Im in ur face eatin ur cordz
We R in ur Holland Ntegra8in
i is on ur webzitez stoppin teh spambotz
Im in ur tebble addin sum legs
im in ur paperz stealin yer present
im in ur house levitatin ur cat
im in ur labratori killen all ur syantists
Im in ur wonkavision steilin ur chokolat sekrets Pls no to send freeky Umpa Loompas kthx
I iz on ur ironing board steelin ur rinklzzz
Im in yer drawer stealing yer Vyagre
Im on ur consol beetin ur hi scorz
im in ur fridge chillin
im in ur pursunul space steelin ur flavor
korea cat says im in your glass drinking ur scotch
im on ur gehtar tunin teh strngz
ime n yer spec ops sneekn yer osamas
im in ur mario game stealin ur mushroomz
im in ur house killin j00 wit fartz
iz in ur bag steelin ur perchasiz
im in ur backyardz stranglin ur ghostz
im all up in ur clost steelin ur axxesoreez
i am in tunnel plotting attack
im in ur lyfe stealing ur afekshun frum ur babee
I is in yur babeez cloes
Im in ur head messin wit ur mind
Im in ur zooz sedoocing ur monkiez
Im lieing on ur floor keepin u from poopin
Im in ur borderz eatin ur jobs
Im on ur floor coolin mah belly
iz in ur bag stealin ur secretts
Im in ur box hundrd purrcent ganic
im in ur kidz toy house drinkn thar toiletz
im in your sammich hiding ur meats
i r climmin ur tree steelin ur fruitses
We r in ur sign steeling teh letters Teh lolcats
Im on ur box spanking ur lizardz
im in urz bathroom smellin tha stinks
im on yeur sk8rboardz landing meh swich inwerd heelz
im on ur head cuz i need foodz letz go shopping daddy yayayay
Im in ur stairez eatin ur childrens
in ur lampshayd steelin ur gud tymz
Im in ur cupz stealin ur juicez
Im in ure nursin holm stealin ure parents
im on ur bed trollin 4 ur hotties
Eyez in ur whyerless netwerkz stealin ur minutz
im on ur sofa sleepin off ma hangova
Im in ur house helpin ur studiez
im in ur yard directin ur parking ltl moar u gotz 6 inchez omg brake
me is on your couch pwning that remote
im under your bed stealing your soul
is in yer crapper is no feelz good
im in ur malebox rollin my is at ure luv letas
iz taking over yur airwaves
im in ur houz stealin all ur heetz
i is yur acid steeling all yur trailz
Im in your revolution mobilizng your proletariat
im in yer window stealin yer breezes
in ur kitchen drinkin ur chardonnay
Im in ur bed stealin ur bare
Im in ur Xmas tree stealing ur presents
Im in ur brane eating ur nuronz
im in ur livin room stealin ur remotez i can has aneemul planit
Im on ur couch Stealing ur space Wanna fight for it
iz in ur family treez keeling ur munky unclz
Im on ur laundries leavin mah burrbullz
Im on ur bakpak heddin to Urope
In ur trees stalking u
Im warin ur hat steelin ur digree
Im in ur kitchin eatin ur flowerz
oh hai iz in ur compewterz stealinz ur pron
i iz in ur radiators stealin all yer wormth
im on ur lap chillin 2 da max
i are in ur dreamz stealing ur teefs
in ur den killin ur frogger
Shroud of kitten Im in your church stealin ur believers
im in ur houz eyeing ur sofaz
iz in ur hat beeing a gngstr
iz in ur closet bein ur clothes
Im in ur couch hiding da remotez
iz in ur codez pointing out ur syntax errorz
Im in ur hijab allahuin ur akbar
Im in ur sinkz ubzorbin ur watterz
iz in ur magazine solvin ur puzzles
i iz on the cowch bein yo babee dawl
iz in yer police station getting gangbanged
im in ur pot stealing ur soup
i iz in my condo hatin yer gutz
im in ur house bitin on ur fingaz
im in ur leg boottothahead
wez in ur bazkit steelin ur eezter eggs
i is in yoor computerz deleetin yoor stuffz
Im in ur fridge eatin ur foodz
iz in ur gittar case stealin ur riffs
i iz on ur fens kiling ur nayburs
Iz in ur garden actng like ozzy
im on ur man stealin ur cuddles
Im on ur tv boostin ur resepshun
in ur cubbiholez humpin ur dogz
im in ur clozet stealin ur towelz
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
im in ur bawks furrin up ur cloze
im in ur dryer rinklin ur clothes
im in ur texas skool book depository snipin ur JFK
im in ur wardrobe bein liberarchie
iz in ur baskt bein a ninja
i is in ur kitjen steelin all ur bottlekapz
im in ur bathrums wachin u make pee pee
im in ur studio messin wit ur nobs
im in ur trshcn stealin ur identitiez
im in ur strategy twokin ur bishopz
im in ur dreams stealin ur brain molecules
Im in ur box drinkin ur cokez
im in ur tivo stealin ur entourages
i am on ur shelv reedin ur bookz
i in ur box passin gas
i iz in ur kupz theifin ur milks
im on your bed doing the matrix
im in ur countree beefrendin ur naytivz
im in ur house eatin ur vermun
im in your closet stealinz ur watrz
im on ur chair nappin with ur beanie-babies
Im in ur nitemarez eetin ur soulz
im on your couch bending ur mind your on the ceiling zomg
im in ur bedz stealin ur wifz
im in ur box drinking ur beerz
were on ur piano tooning ur keyz
i iz in ur offis stealin ur promoshunz
im in ur bedz steelin ur gf
iz in ur sink zorbin ur watuh
i iz on ur pano teezin ur kittn
Im in ur bedz and I gotz ur Pottaz
i iz on ur desk counting ur kistrokz
im in ur jewry steeling ur bling
im in ur bedz makin sweet love to ur beanie babiez
is all up in ur hamper diggin ur lingerie
i is big brother i is in ur tv watching u
i is in your sink drinking all your waterz
Im in your sports bag Ill obay if youll give your best efford
iz in your face steeln yur personal spc
im n ur salad stealin your dietz
im in ur google m4ps peepin 1n ur windowz
im inz your bedz stealing yours coverz
im in ur bed steelin ur static elektricityz
Im on yur feetzs smeelyn teh stinckz
im in your toilet steelin ur poopz
i iz in ur artyfishul cave steelin ur sunz
in ur bawks steelin ur treatz
im in ur couch steelin ur change
im on ur rewf watchin ur secks
Im under your table planning my revenge
i in ur boat takin ur vacashun
im in ur mailbox keepin teh billz away
im in ur camera lenz smudgn it upz
im on ur futonz stealin ur software
im in ur painting trying 2 xcape lol
im on ur couch drinkn ur beers
oh hai iz in ur treez eatin ur barkz
im in ur sinkz wushin mah pawz
i is in ur uggs
iz on ur pateo luvin ur plantz
I at ur poolz stealin ur sunz
im in ur bed givin yu sum fleas
wez on ur chaire havin epik battlez
iz in yah bed stealin al yaz zzzs
i is in ur miniblindz screwin ur security deposit
iz in yr post 911 wurld trayin 2 b optomistk
i iz in your racing seat stealin ur lap timez
Im n yur pilboks cos i hav migraen
oh hai im in ur sink stealing ur dripz
im in ur ebay snipin ur awkshinz
im on ur 3sorus fixin ur vokab
i is in ur tubz stealing ur waterz
im in ur hampr steelin ur undies
im on ur skreenz uzing moor energee
im on ur putta blokin ur qwerty
iz in un blankeez u kan sees me
iz in yo bedz steelin yur zzzzs
im in ur lenz starin u out
Im on your fireplace eatin your flowerzez
im in ur boal steelin ur milk n ur gard dino cant stop meee1
im in ur yogertz activatin ur culturz
i is in yr computerr eatin yr chips
im on ur couch drinkin ur beerz
im in ur tank tastin ur fish
im in ur gurlfrins shurt steelin ur buubz
i iz n ur trash steelin ur identitee
im on ur ridez feelin a need for speed
im in ur raid killing teh hordez
im in yer KFC stealin yet bucketz
im in ur handbag stealing ur money
im in ur curtnz huntng ur berdz
aiz iz on yous reconquering couch
Im in ur mail insulting ur friendz
Im on your girl coppin a feel
n ur toylit skohpin wilz u scupin mah poop
iz in ur blankee iz just in ur blankee
im in ur bedz sedoocing ur ladiez
i is in yur purz chargin up yur credit cardz
in ur nursn hoem predictn ur demise
im in ur sheets keeping them warm
im in ur papr readin ur funeez
i iz in ur field watchin ur cowz
im in yer arbyz eatin yer curliez
im in ur fryn pan warmn up da hair balz
I iz in ur bathtub uzin all ur hott watur
im in ur science steelin ur gravity
iz in yr boxx pimpin yr shooz
is in ur facebook messin up ur profilez1
im in ur tecks bukz lernin ur diff e qz
i is in your computer melting your brainwaves ehhehheh
in ur homez poopin ur kickz
i r on ur swetsherts taking naps
Im in ur hospitalz stealing ur soulz
on ur stove eatin yer fryz
is in ur tree steelin ur ballz
im in ur bed playin yoo lul-a-bize
i am in yer curtains scarin away ghosts
Im in ur house steelin ur smokes
i iz in ur haus hoggin all ur beanz
im in ur pilluwz stealin ur sleepz
Im on ur book stealin ur words
im in ur bocks playin wit ur fome1
im in ur hyrulez saving ur princess
im un ur kichen garding ur flore
im on ur roofz scopin ur neyborz
were on ur table stealin ur foodz
i am in ur lamp blinding teh noobs
i iz in ur window stealin ur sunshinez
im on ur table drinkin ur beerz burp can i haz another
iz in ur bag eatin ur kittin
iz in ur plantz stalking ur neybors
im in ur bag eatin ur foods
in ur hat stealing ur happy returns
im in ur fridge hatchin ur eggz
in yuz bags stealin yuz foods
im in ur purse usn ur credt cardz
im in ur bed stealing ur snoozes
im on ur monitor watching ur evry muv
imma in ur pop-tarts bein teh promoshunal gieveaway
i is on ur bed steelin ur soul
is in ur Sopranoes filling it with symbolizm
I iz in ur matrix distortin ur realitiez
m in ur laundrys steelin ur sox
Im on ur bedz watchin u sleep
im in ur gurlfriend arms steelin ur luvz
iz in ur ipod stealin ur tunez
I on ur bed stealin ur piggiz
deathcat in ur nursing home stealin ur souls
im in ur sink rubbin ur fawsettz
Im in ur bass
im in ur room wreckin ur puzzlez
im in ur - holy crap what happened to my eye
I be in ur garden growin you a kitteh
im on ur bed cleanin da stainz
iz iz in my fort
im on ur drumz makin ur beatz
im in ur cup steelin ur milks
iz n ur krislis dijestin ur butrflyz
i in your room slumbering your party
I am in ur kitchen stealing ur Jagerbombs
iz in ur barn stealin ur milk cheezburgr motherlode
i in yer tranzformerz spien fer teh decepiconz
Im in ur dishwashur spittin in ur soap
i am in ur window stealing ur views
im un ur heavenz grantin ur wishez
iz in ur sinc cloggin ur drane
yawnz im in your internets makin u shleepy
im on ur chair eatin ur chipz
im in ur sushi eatin ur unagi
Im in ur tree killing the birdies
Cats Im in ur bases belonging ur dudez You gotz no chancez Make your timez
Im in ur castle eating ur peasants
Im in ur feeldz eatin ur cropz
Im in ur pool eatin ur kids
i be in yours livin roomz watchinz dem Police videoz takin notz for my next crimez spreez
i is in ur house stealin ur clothings
im in ur bass
im in ur lyfe stealing ur tymez
me in ur peperz drinkin ur canz
im on ur fone stealin ur txtz
iz sittin on ur bed prediktin ur death
im in yer box showin mah teefs
I is in ur game box but I is still 0wning u
in ur sink soaking ur wadder
im in ur gutter blockin ur drainage
iz on ur shoes bein sassy
i in ur frdgzratr guzzlin ur bier
im in ur googlz taken ur searchz
im in ur profiles stealing your edits
im in ur couch stealin ur toys
Im in ur face Boo
im in ur brain steelin ur soul
iz in ur living room stealing ur will to live
im in ur powrupz swimmin ur swimz
im under ur toilet biting ur fingers
Im is in ur NMCI blockin ur firefoxez
Im in ur dryer huntin ur sox monster
Im in ur saturn messin wif ur gravateez
im in ur wallpapr looking at ur mouz
im in your refrigerator stealing your food
Im in ur 360z stealin ur pointz
i iz in ur shawpin bag steelin ur purchusus
i aer at ur table waitin for my dinnirs
i are in ur armchair gonna bite ur butt
im in ur yardz lookin fa snax
im on yor desks manning your phones
o hai im in ur tree stealin ur coconuts
iz in ur reactor abzorbin all ur radiashun
Im in ur spaceship stealing ur gravity
iz on your floor blendin in
iz in ur fieldz eatin ur cropz
im in ur banks stealing ur lifes savings
im in ur bedroom laughin at ur jammies
im in ur printer jammin ur paperz
im in ur tub stealin yer suds
ir on ur roof chasin ur burds
im in ur hospice pruh-dictin ur defs
im in ur toolbox steelin ur tape mezur
im in ur paper steelin ur news
i is in yo comforterz stealin ur towz
im in ur internetz looking kyoot
Im on your couch watching ur tvz kai
I is in vur kitchn eatin yur nannerz
Im in your bag protecting your sports wear
im in ur comferter stealin ur sleepz
Im in ur muscle shirt steelin ur baybz
im in ur notebook writing ur essays
iz in ur ruf stealin ur cablez
i is be in ur windoze messin wit ur hard drives
Iz in yo clozetz tryin on yo delicates
im in ur box stealin ur sanity
i bee on ur grassi nowlz snipin ur prezidents
im in ur hospice killin ur geezrz
im on ur deck lookin at tings
in ur comments stalkin ur profile
Im riding in ur range ropin ur cattle
im in ur bedz killen ur stringz
Im in ur bed sucking ur bloodz
iz in ur luggage plannin ur tripz
Im loungin in ur chair givin u tude
i is under ur coastur stealin ur drinx
i iz in ur cab-a-nit stealin ur snapple
Im een yer mind stealin yer soul
in ur videogames pwning ur n00bs
im on ur microwave steelin ur rays
im in ur laundrees steelin ur underpantz
im in your bedr yikes whooz dat
im in ur tardis rehversin teh polaratiz ov ur nutron floz
im in ur bafroom lookin for poopz
i ish in ur bedz steeling ur cokes
im on yer stairz summonin demonz
im in ur bazzket whitennin ur whites
im in ur carseat unbucklin ur babies
im in ur pants pickin ur pockets
im on ur fone txtn ur girlfriend
im in ur notebook wishin i had thumz
im in ur gras bein a ninja
iz inn yur yoagguh claz duin teh morenine strechzz
Im in ur cable watching yur pronz
Im in yur paper looking for jobz
iz on yur floor loving yur feetz
i iz in ur sutecate killin ur dockumentz
Im in ur hamperz cleanin ur clothz
Iz like a sponge soakin up ur waterz
iz on ur sex buk learnin sum stuf
ize in yer przntz
i are in ur synk steelin ur wtrs
im in ur chair ignoring ur seetin reqwirmnts
In Soviet Russia...
In Soviet Russia shoe wear uInvisible
Oh Hai I just liftn sum wayts Chec deez gunzSpot me Invisible benchpress
Oh hai u liek mah invizibal lawn mowah
Invisible magic carpet
Invisible bottle of wine invisible cork screw
Invisible Lolcat
invisble slapshot
invisible pommel horse
invisible orange
invisible kitteh
invisible cat
Invisible swimming pool
invisible zombie
Invisible masseur
Invisible sandwich
Invisible teddybear
Invisible dirtbike
Invisible weedz
Invisible Accordian
invisible banana peel
Invisible stilts
i are invizabl i are majik
Invisible roller coaster
Fixing invisible car with invisible tools
invisble snowflakes
invisible teddy bear
invizablee crowd surf
invisible area rug
invisible snowboard
Invisible tail kitten chases invisible tail
Invisible pommel horse
Invisible microphone
Invisible monorail
Invisible shopping cart
Invisible boombox
invisible bj - the best kind of bj
invisible jawz
invisible ice cream cone
Invisible kitteh U no can see meh
invisible flute
invisible freedom
almost invisible lolcat
invisible bench press
invisible bike
invisible gurlfriend
Invisible onion and knife
invisible bass
invisible blunt
invisible luver
invisible duvet
James Bond
oh hi thar mr bond ive been expecting uKitchen
ssshhhh dont tell anyone Im here I iz hidin from that BIG catWe gona be pie
in ur kitchen drinkin ur chardonnay
im in ur pot stealing ur soup
Add tuna gradually Do not stir
i is in ur kitjen steelin all ur bottlekapz
im in ur fryn pan warmn up da hair balz
I Cans Do Dishes
on ur stove eatin yer fryz
im un ur kichen garding ur flore
im in ur fridge hatchin ur eggz
I am in ur kitchen stealing ur Jagerbombs
Im in ur dishwashur spittin in ur soap
im in your refrigerator stealing your food
No more washing dishes we are on a break
I is in vur kitchn eatin yur nannerz
wher ur meetz r iz hongree u feedz me now k
im in ur sink rubbin ur fawsettz
Lasers
Kitteh lazerz set to keel say yer praerzUr biger dan me but I gots lazer eyez
Is has lazer eyes and a curly wang as Is touches mes nose wif my tongue I can has cheezeburgerss NOW
pew pew pew
i has lazorz i zap uz
lazr cat has u lockd on
Commence laser
u hav angrrrd the layzur cat
Cant aims teh lazor eyes
Laundry
halp the laundrys are attaxingyou driez on delicat syecal plz
please me dry already
Love
PI love you I know
i wuv ur ac
i heartz u baybee
iz on yur floor loving yur feetz
im in ur gurlfriend arms steelin ur luvz
Monorail
Invisible monorailmonorail cat is offline for maintainance
Movies / Films / TV
Kittyz should not fear their people people should fear their kittyzgo ahead make my day punk
Iz in ur haus eatin ur liver
wusnt last nites sinefeld gud i mene mulva thats ritch
Platoon
There is no Dana Only Zuul
This is SPARTA
Im in ur wonkavision steilin ur chokolat sekrets Pls no to send freeky Umpa Loompas kthx
Dohnt be afrayd Im goeeng to giv u the choyc i nevr had
i has poclipto
I is hurt I is Chuck Norris
I call it blue steel
Man down
i c ded peeplz
U shall not pass
I will devour your soul
Old Cat from scene 24 WHAT is your favorite color
Hes using an old Jedi mind trick
I IZ KERMITZ - LUV MI1
i r on hoth ridin my at-atz
the dude abides
scream 4
Oh hai i can haz red rum
godzillacat eated ur villigerz
im in ur livin room stealin ur remotez i can has aneemul planit
De plane De plane
A puddy tat I did I did taw one
Im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse
Super saiyan Im going power level 5000 and you cant stop me
Its a conspiracy
The mob wanted their cheezburger back They got Shaft up to here SHAFT
Cat eat Korea
the has can be only onez
im on your bed doing the matrix
i r batzor-man to the bat cave
Doorcat says Yous shall not pass
ding dong the witch is dead
U gives us cheezburgrz now or we kills Harry Potter
to the catmobile
i is big brother i is in ur tv watching u
Luke I iz ur father Noooo
jawscat iz watchin ur pornz
omg iz not a mune1 iz spacestacoin1
Bring me Solo and the Wookie they will pay for this outrage
are you the gatekeeper
lol I is Nick Nolte
No worriez dey can c us 2
Barbra Streisand cat
Klingon Kat
Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth
i see ded peeple
get down john conna
invisible jawz
My name Spade Sam Spade
iz 1984s and big brovaz iz watchin uz
is in ur Sopranoes filling it with symbolizm
I iz in ur matrix distortin ur realitiez
Run This foe is beyond any of you
I are using teh Force
you iz dah weakest link buh bye
Your lack of faith disturbs Lolcat
I r Harbl Hagar
be at peace son of gondor
madness this is sparta
i eatz ur liverz
Spidercat
Terminator cats is nots amused
Cyklops cat senses your powar level
ees okay boss dees trashcan I keep heem safe
sarjent angel sum1 from lun-dun 4 u
i haz ur remote i haxx ur histore chanl
Indiana Jones and the Last Cheezburger
Ize a Spyke Lee joynt
Transformer cat is not amused
Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory
Hulk Cat saiz See my fist come closer
I find your lack of faith disturbing
i find your lack of faith disturbing
these are not the droids you are looking for
Hide me its Chuck Norris
arr u tawkin tu me
Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Cheezeburger
I guardz remotez goodz
Music
im on ur gehtar tunin teh strngzomg expertz lvl on Guitar Hero
dis vyoleen has a flavr
Im in ur band tunin ur gittarz
Invisible Accordian
Dis sterio playz AM FM CDs casets and meowz
iz in ur gittar case stealin ur riffs
Mah mlkshake brngs all da boyz 2 da yrd
im in ur studio messin wit ur nobs
were on ur piano tooning ur keyz
the gift of sooong
we gona prty like a rock star
i iz on ur pano teezin ur kittn
i iz wating 4 ur podcastz
playin freebird on expert i can has five stars pls k thx
I is a guitar hero
Invisible boombox
im in ur bed playin yoo lul-a-bize
im link
Oh hai I no can play gittarz I has no thumz
iz in ur ipod stealin ur tunez
Im in ur bass
invisible flute
im on ur drumz makin ur beatz
And a one and a two and a three
Im spinnin ur tablez
Nrvana cat Nevrmynd kthx
i is a subwoofa doof doof doof
Concerto cat meens business
im in ur bass
iz danceng on ur doorz
Ninja
i r ninjaMai kugfu iz stronger
i is need new size ninja mask is too big
i is ninja and i assassinate ur dog
iz in ur baskt bein a ninja
somewhere in this room is a ninja cat
stealthy ninjakitteh cannotz be seenz
i are ninja
beware ninjaz iz coming
ninjaaaaaaaaa
im in ur gras bein a ninja
O rly / Ya rly
o rlyo rly
o rly
o rly
o rly
Oh hai...
Oh hai I iz in Hawaii stealin yur sunshine brbOh hai wherez mai taylz go
oh hai iz not spekten you
Oh hai you cant getz me
Oh hai u liek mah invizibal lawn mowah
Oh hai I irrdiate you footwearz
oh Hai i barryd sum trezurs in the sno 4 u
oh hai iz cleend ur toiletz
oh hai opin door need poopz
oh hai i is likes ur zink kthx now bugroff
oh hai pls helping save me from baftub
oh hai i can has sexxeh time
oh hai i can has your soul pls
Oh hai I thot u wuz cheezburgrz
Hai I can have eye back Kthx
ohai I ish frekin out dog
Oh hai I keepz ur butz warm now
Oh hi thar im sidewayz
oh hai I has plaied ur Xboks gahmes
oh hai hear dat sumone mak mi cheezbrgr
Oh hai I can has merci
Oh hai I found your meth
Oh hai joo want to studiez Too bad joo failz
oh hai iz just in ur droorz fixin ur stilez
oh hai I eated ur babi k
oh hie iz cheezeburgrz growed here
oh hai i givz u peticurez noaw
oh hai lolz just invadin ur pursunal space sry
o hai can u gets me a cheezburger kthx
oh hai i replaced ur scholls
o hai iz jus poopin in ur hatz
oh hai boiz smex plx
o hai i r just practis handingstand
o hai i has green eyez i is wize
o hai i is on ur beam rolen on my heads
oh hai dinnar
oh hai i just compleetz zelda furst k tnx
oh hai iz in ur treez eatin ur barkz
oh hai im in ur sink stealing ur dripz
oo hai i stealz ur cheryz n ur vaniluz
oh hi i fixed ur blinds
oh hai i gurdenzed fer yu
oh hiz i az stolenz your stuffs
o hai i can has tuna on plate naow or else kthnx
o hai im flor kittah ceiling cat is on vakashin
Oh hai u finish grading tests after my nap k
Oh Hi I reprogrammed your Wii
oh hai i has tongue
Oh hai I no can play gittarz I has no thumz
oh hai iz playn pokr
Oh hai I is fixin ur internets
o hais stupid box wont open
o hai i found ur papajm
o hai my bed now come bak l8r
Oh hai I wuz not eatin hims head
o hai u r needing more conditioner
oh hai nuffing heer but shooz
Oh hai iz jus ficksin ur doar
o hai im in ur tree stealin ur coconuts
Oh hi i upgradede your RAM
Oh Haiz
oh hais i has just been birthed
oh hai there iz no cheezburger down here
Oh noes
Oh Noes I iz Blindoh noes u found our base
onoes you spotd me
oh noes im bad luck
oh noes i thinks wer busted
o noez plz not mai car
OH NOES Why you pwn me
No plz dont Is not squeezin tiem yet
oh noez mai doppelganger
oh noes teh hangovr
oh noes is gunna sn33z3
OHH NOOOOS i IS chzburgr
o noez iz has a flava
Plants / Trees
Poop / Toilet
I poopinI barfd lolz
omg man in boat
I iz in ur pawty room takin a leek
oh hai opin door need poopz
im in ur baskit peein ur cloze
I farted
im in ur house killin j00 wit fartz
iz crap a kittyz outma butt
Hi I saw u did teh poopz But u didnt do teh wiping
u r both stinkee
fat slob is too cheap to buy me a litter box
Im lieing on ur floor keepin u from poopin
im in ur kidz toy house drinkn thar toiletz
im in urz bathroom smellin tha stinks
iz tis wherez i get cheezburger give now plz
is in yer crapper is no feelz good
where is my cheezburger
o hai iz jus poopin in ur hatz
im in ur bathrums wachin u make pee pee
i in ur box passin gas
im in your toilet steelin ur poopz
redneck litter box
Whyd you let me drink all that tequila
n ur toylit skohpin wilz u scupin mah poop
in ur homez poopin ur kickz
sluuuuuuurrrp ah cant stop guys i need help
i haz dyareea
i falled in halp plz
Whoa dude did you just cut one
im under ur toilet biting ur fingers
whem him pull up pants himz get vasectomy
whared you goez
wez pooped
im in ur bafroom lookin for poopz
i has drinkz 2 many beerz
Takin a dump in ur toiletz
Reading / Book
Iz reading ur bookz spoilin ur endingzthis book it is meking bored
Im on yer bookshelf learning by osmosis
Dont Panic
all ur book r belong 2 me
Edumaction Learn me a book
i am on ur shelv reedin ur bookz
Im in ur bedz and I gotz ur Pottaz
im on ur 3sorus fixin ur vokab
im in ur papr readin ur funeez
im in ur tecks bukz lernin ur diff e qz
I haz ur book an Is stealin ur readz
Im on ur book stealin ur words
i has ur buks i is doin ur humwerk
Iz reading ur bookz spoilin ur endingz
Excuse me but you are interrupting some very important research Yeah shut the door on your way out sigh Humans
I on tha countah reading ur mail
iz on ur sex buk learnin sum stuf
i iz ur bookz stealin ur conceptz
Religion
zomg i see the litez jesus leevsI gots tyrd doin mah geehawd
I will devour your soul
Shroud of kitten Im in your church stealin ur believers
Jesus christ its me Get in the car
Be not afreyd I are jeezuscat
Im in ur hijab allahuin ur akbar
Buddhacat has achieved nirvana
joo kno Satanz I bring it fo u
Jesus Christ its a lion Get in the car
Chrizmas eye kitteh iz not asleep yet
Sad / Crying
ahhhhhhhhhhhh i want my mummyHappycat Has run out of happy
promiz won do it agin lemme in
i is depressed
i felled out of the ugli tree and hitted all the branches
I cant haz to quit u
i iz a kitty i iz not a puppet
Make lap come back
kill me
you make kitty sad
I frew up a lil in my mouf
its fucking windy
Mom
I sick cant go to skool
i dont like u anymore
I puched maiself down teh stares cuz i caint haf dis liter
uuuuhhhh can i getzed a lawyer pweezz
Excuses me Has u seen my mummy maybes pleeze
Iz nedz a tithue
Dont laugh this is my costume
did u forgets my cookie
i haz big hed cheezburger
Hugz plz
Cmon pwease Pwetty pwease
whai u do eet
she breakz my heart
uh oh i iz get sniped
uh oh i iz get sniped
no plz dont leave me alone
oh hai i fellz down u give hand
u steald my beerz i is sad
Heal Plz
dont shot i inosent
save me from teh nekkid manz u dun no wat hez dun
is it be i cn get tummy-rub pls mah tummy hrtz
i needz a floofing
pls not letting them eat mai toezz
U sanxd meh battleshipz
Glaucoma cat needs her medicine
oh noes i did leaves cheezburger on broil
ime scard of de udders
u took mai eer
Make the voices go away
iz in filladelfia g3tting murd3r3d
Youz big n bad wit yur gun Iz gotz mah pawz up
lol emocat how could this happen to meeeee
i has fleez
i fink mah tail broke plz fix me
nobody wuvs me
oh poopz l loozd agen
i iz sad u hurted ma feelinz
but wt about teh rum
i haz fallen n kant git up
Im gay and my parents dont accept me LOLZ
Excuse me sirs I does not mean be rude but I can has some porridge
i are knot teh eavul
Science Fiction
I has anti-gravity bootsOh hai I irrdiate you footwearz
What happnd to mah hedz
i can haz teh control over al ur fatez
Moar Dotz
im in ur labratori killen all ur syantists
Morph ball acquired
Dont Panic
Bionical Yoda You will bring me tuna now
Its a conspiracy
Cat eat Korea
i am flarg ruler of the universe
ive located a wormhole
set pahzurz to pewpewmewmew
Mothership says kill humans now Affirmative
we space kittiez take us 2 ur cheezburgers
These arent the droids you re looking for
Drillcat will kill your family
Klingon Kat
im in ur science steelin ur gravity
senserz aktiv
i has a saber
I are using teh Force
tak me 2 ur leadr
Spidercat
Cyklops cat senses your powar level
kitty has reached critical mass
Transformer cat is not amused
Im in ur saturn messin wif ur gravateez
Im in ur spaceship stealing ur gravity
im in ur tardis rehversin teh polaratiz ov ur nutron floz
See you / Watching you
i cz uI see what you did there
we is see what u did
i see you
lolz I see what you did there
Hi I saw u did teh poopz But u didnt do teh wiping
cloud kitty watches you skinny-dip
Ize b reedn ur emalez n savun ur chatz - watchn u iz wut i dew
just because you cant seem them doesnt mean they cant see you
We are stalkin u
im in ur bathrums wachin u make pee pee
i is big brother i is in ur tv watching u
im in ur google m4ps peepin 1n ur windowz
im on ur rewf watchin ur secks
i c wa u did der
stalkercat is watching you
i see what you did there
i see what you did there
i seez you on the netterweb
i seez u
sfinkscat ccccc u
i see teh noze harez
I see what you did there
Im in ur cable watching yur pronz
iz 1984s and big brovaz iz watchin uz
iz can see uz
Serious
i r seriousBabushka cat says Essen Sie ihre Suppe
Asian cat disapproves
I are serious cat This is serious thread
i is serous cat plz dont lissen to him i has nevr eated cheezburger
Serious Cat commands you
I bleev u have mai staplr
Proceed
Concerto cat meens business
Sex / Porn
i iz not parisim in ur bed n just banged your mom hai - fyves
I iz on ur chair filmin mah kityy pr0nz
I stopped watching porn for this
Waiting list
monitor cat is watching you masturbate
im 2 sxy for my cat 2 sxy for my cat 2 sxy
Im in ur rum humpin ur scren
Im in ur kingdumz watchin ur pr0nz
dah-dah-dah-dah-dan hey geesh oh cecil its not a conga line
I is bringing zexy back
Whoa i thort u woz a tiger
oh hai i can has sexxeh time
Id hit it Yeah with a stick maybe
surprise buttsecks
knock plz kthx Bai
W8 I kan isplame
Im in ur zooz sedoocing ur monkiez
Omg wtf Knock first
Is has lazer eyes and a curly wang as Is touches mes nose wif my tongue I can has cheezeburgerss NOW
O shit dont u knock
i has seen dawgy pr0n
oh noes i thinks wer busted
im a strippa wrkin da pole
oh hai iz in ur compewterz stealinz ur pron
Where is teh pr0nz
perv cat is hidan pls commens to undres
iz in yer police station getting gangbanged
Id hit it
Wuz it gud fer yu
in ur cubbiholez humpin ur dogz
weez just friends honest
i sware dis izunt wat it lukz liek
oh hai boiz smex plx
ill sex youz up after i finiz wit dis one
i is sexi cat rawr
im in ur bedz makin sweet love to ur beanie babiez
is all up in ur hamper diggin ur lingerie
jawscat iz watchin ur pornz
im on ur rewf watchin ur secks
i showz u gd tiem 50 dollar
you got sum perdy lips
i iz teh secks ees
hey babeh
im in ur gurlfrins shurt steelin ur buubz
ur tamponz is too big
kay i kiss you I know it teh only action ur gon get
Im on your girl coppin a feel
meh boobiez
im in ur bedz sedoocing ur ladiez
invisible bj - the best kind of bj
I izz pole danzur
intarayshul reelayshunship zomg
i came
iz declarin i iz gawjus
doggy style was guud
srsly wtf dood dont u knock
I am teh seksay kitteh
Pimpcat Keepin dem hoz in line since 1980
stop lukin at ah buttt
i is behind u sniffin ur butt
i iz mekkin kuppies
i iz not
I c Ceiling Cat He watch me masterb8
i luff teh pron
its nut wut it looks liek
uh ohs u cawt us
Mr February 2007
lulz i iz secky
im in your bedr yikes whooz dat
Noe dat duznt mak yer asz look too beeg hehehe
iz on ur sex buk learnin sum stuf
Sink / Plumbing
oh hai im in ur sink stealing ur dripzi is in ur tubz stealing ur waterz
i is water
dirty kitty
i are in ur synk steelin ur wtrs
in ur sink soaking ur wadder
is in ur sink stealin ur drips
Sleeping / Bed
Im so cute dreaming about I can utilize thatim in ur bed n just banged your mom hai - fyves
itz hard wurk beings a kat
dozin on ur monitor soakin up ur cathode rayz
k not now mo sleepz
duuude i r surfn on yr bedz
im on ur cowch hangin l00se
i iz comfeh in ur couch
im on ur couch demunstratin curvatur
What A Life zzz one mouse two mice
Wherr iz mah sekret decodr ringz
I iz sleeping on u steelin ur hartz
im on ur bed stealin ur naps
Im kiti Chuc Norrz me no sleep me waytin to kill
u know wher i be I is in cogneeto
ur disturbing our napz
Falling asleep dreaming of each other
Ham Yor doin it wrong
knock plz kthx Bai
im in ur lyfe stealing ur afekshun frum ur babee
Whatever all of you
Invisible masseur
i is metal sleepin off da booze lol
Invisible teddybear
im on ur bed trollin 4 ur hotties
Shhhh typing wakes me up
im on ur sofa sleepin off ma hangova
im in ur bedz steelin ur zees
im under your bed stealing your soul
Im in ur bed stealin ur bare
spherecat is resting
the post thanksgiving nap
Plz i can slep wif u
I has you babe
PC cat iz entering sleepmode
U think Im ded but Im jus sleeepin
Nuu I are not awake No pictures
evil no good world domination
Wuz it gud fer yu
i is not ded i is sleepin
unicat sex i iz tired from jumping rainbowz
i is tired plz come bak later
im in ur dreams stealin ur brain molecules
taxez is hard
im on your bed doing the matrix
im on ur chair nappin with ur beanie-babies
I haz stolin ur chaerz It wuz hards I goz sleeps nao kthanxbai
im in ur bedz stealin ur wifz
I r sleepin on the job Dont tell boss
i is bord i go 2 slp
im in ur bedz steelin ur gf
Im in ur bedz and I gotz ur Pottaz
hula dreams are da bestest dreams
im inz your bedz stealing yours coverz
im in ur bed steelin ur static elektricityz
im in ur bed givin yu sum fleas
iz in yah bed stealin al yaz zzzs
5 more minutz pu-weez
sshhzzz binkycat iz seepin
invisible area rug
iz in un blankeez u kan sees me
iz in yo bedz steelin yur zzzzs
i gots such a rough life u rub my tummy now
i has had cheezburger and i iz now full
iz in ur blankee iz just in ur blankee
im in ur bedz sedoocing ur ladiez
sleeping like a baby
im in ur sheets keeping them warm
we pwns the bed u can has teh floor
i sho u megabite if u wake me up
i r on ur swetsherts taking naps
Ah 2 mani chezburgr I slep now
Go away I ish sleepin
im in ur bed playin yoo lul-a-bize
im in ur pilluwz stealin ur sleepz
cant find blankie I can use you Kthnx
I is a fat keetorzzz Take me to your leaders so Is can eat them But wait 15 minutesss I wants mah naps
is sleep teh tiemz now plz
im in ur bed stealing ur snoozes
i is on ur bed steelin ur soul
Im on ur bedz watchin u sleep
takez m3 meowz
ur noobsauce makes kitty tired
im on ur bed cleanin da stainz
i in your room slumbering your party
yawnz im in your internets makin u shleepy
mess wit me wake him first
iz sittin on ur bed prediktin ur death
no chzburgr no bed
o hai my bed now come bak l8r
do u dreem about me
That wuz yummy go buy mee nw sh33p plz
Chrizmas eye kitteh iz not asleep yet
Zzzzz
me takin napz come bak latr k
i has big hed so i iz tired
i sleep u cook
coke cat iz snoozin on your sodas
why you make tap tap when i want sleeping
Im in ur bed sucking ur bloodz
wake me up when food is ready
i ish in ur bedz steeling ur cokes
scuse me while i crash on ur couch
i haz a nolidge
Snow
oh Hai i barryd sum trezurs in the sno 4 uit are snow let me in
invisible snowboard
i pounce ur snowz
Sports
invisible dunku want sportz seckshun
lulz letz play sokker
Invisible swimming pool
NFLcat is running a pattern
Tag your it
Invisible dirtbike
i r baskitbaul
lol I maed allstar nooooo im play shrtstop
Im in your sports bag Ill obay if youll give your best efford
iz a gymnist kthxbye
slam dunk invisible basketball hoop
i am not a blood doper
u throw teh frizbees i catch
invisible penalty shot
i iz chewing yer soccerball maken yew lewz goelz
Stealing
Im in ur sunbeamz stealin ur uv rayzim in ur frame steelin ur flash
im in ur presentz stealing ur christmaz
im in your box stealing ur toys
Im in Santas bag stealing your presents
Im in ur underwearz stealin ur doo dooz1
Demon kitty is on ur couch stealin ur soulz
Im in ur game stealin yo monies
im in ur wacher steelin ur jetdri
Im in ur glass stealin ur waterz
iz in ur cam stealing ur focuz
i is in ur box steelin ur shoez
I iz sleeping on u steelin ur hartz
im in ur paperz stealin yer present
Im in ur wonkavision steilin ur chokolat sekrets Pls no to send freeky Umpa Loompas kthx
I iz on ur ironing board steelin ur rinklzzz
Im in yer drawer stealing yer Vyagre
im in ur pursunul space steelin ur flavor
im in ur mario game stealin ur mushroomz
iz in ur bag steelin ur perchasiz
i iz ur bookz stealin ur conceptz
im all up in ur clost steelin ur axxesoreez
im in ur lyfe stealing ur afekshun frum ur babee
Snikin some sipz of yorz koffie
Im in ur borderz eatin ur jobs
i r climmin ur tree steelin ur fruitses
We r in ur sign steeling teh letters Teh lolcats
Im in ur cupz stealin ur juicez
Im in ure nursin holm stealin ure parents
Eyez in ur whyerless netwerkz stealin ur minutz
im under your bed stealing your soul
im in ur houz stealin all ur heetz
Im in ur Xmas tree stealing ur presents
im in ur livin room stealin ur remotez i can has aneemul planit
Im warin ur hat steelin ur digree
oh hai iz in ur compewterz stealinz ur pron
i iz in ur radiators stealin all yer wormth
i are in ur dreamz stealing ur teefs
wez in ur bazkit steelin ur eezter eggs
iz in ur gittar case stealin ur riffs
im on ur man stealin ur cuddles
im in ur clozet stealin ur towelz
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
im in ur cheap beer stealin ur sudz
i is in ur kitjen steelin all ur bottlekapz
im in ur trshcn stealin ur identitiez
im in ur dreams stealin ur brain molecules
i iz in ur kupz theifin ur milks
im in your closet stealinz ur watrz
I haz stolin ur chaerz It wuz hards I goz sleeps nao kthanxbai
im in ur bedz stealin ur wifz
i iz in ur offis stealin ur promoshunz
im in ur bedz steelin ur gf
im in ur jewry steeling ur bling
iz in your face steeln yur personal spc
im n ur salad stealin your dietz
im inz your bedz stealing yours coverz
im in ur bed steelin ur static elektricityz
im in your toilet steelin ur poopz
i iz in ur artyfishul cave steelin ur sunz
u steald my beerz i is sad
in ur bawks steelin ur treatz
im in ur couch steelin ur change
im on ur futonz stealin ur software
I at ur poolz stealin ur sunz
iz in yah bed stealin al yaz zzzs
i iz in your racing seat stealin ur lap timez
i r steelin ur soda
i iz wayrin a elf hat steelin ur chrismaz
i is in ur tubz stealing ur waterz
im in ur hampr steelin ur undies
oo hai i stealz ur cheryz n ur vaniluz
iz in yo bedz steelin yur zzzzs
im in ur boal steelin ur milk n ur gard dino cant stop meee1
im in ur gurlfrins shurt steelin ur buubz
ise steelin ur printr printin ur dirtee sekrets
im in yer KFC stealin yet bucketz
im in ur handbag stealing ur money
iz on ur lewt thiefin ur vacation
Democat stealin ur votez
im in ur science steelin ur gravity
I haz ur book an Is stealin ur readz
oh hiz i az stolenz your stuffs
Im in ur hospitalz stealing ur soulz
is in ur tree steelin ur ballz
Im in ur house steelin ur smokes
i iz in ur haus hoggin all ur beanz
im in ur pilluwz stealin ur sleepz
Im on ur book stealin ur words
were on ur table stealin ur foodz
ima steelin ur fruit loops
i iz in ur window stealin ur sunshinez
in ur hat stealing ur happy returns
in yuz bags stealin yuz foods
im in ur bed stealing ur snoozes
m in ur laundrys steelin ur sox
im in ur gurlfriend arms steelin ur luvz
iz in ur ipod stealin ur tunez
I on ur bed stealin ur piggiz
deathcat in ur nursing home stealin ur souls
im in ur cup steelin ur milks
I am in ur kitchen stealing ur Jagerbombs
iz in ur barn stealin ur milk cheezburgr motherlode
i am in ur window stealing ur views
i is in ur house stealin ur clothings
im in ur lyfe stealing ur tymez
im on ur fone stealin ur txtz
im in ur couch stealin ur toys
im in ur brain steelin ur soul
thiefin joor ornamenzz
iz in ur living room stealing ur will to live
im in your refrigerator stealing your food
i iz in ur shawpin bag steelin ur purchusus
o hai im in ur tree stealin ur coconuts
Im in ur spaceship stealing ur gravity
I stealed everybudeez whiskurz
im in ur banks stealing ur lifes savings
im in ur tub stealin yer suds
im in ur toolbox steelin ur tape mezur
im in ur paper steelin ur news
i is in yo comforterz stealin ur towz
im in ur comferter stealin ur sleepz
iz in ur ruf stealin ur cablez
im in ur box stealin ur sanity
i iz in ur cab-a-nit stealin ur snapple
Im een yer mind stealin yer soul
im on ur microwave steelin ur rays
im in ur laundrees steelin ur underpantz
i ish in ur bedz steeling ur cokes
we iz at ur bike steelin ur weelz
i are in ur synk steelin ur wtrs
Stoned / Drugs / Cool
Mah pillz Ah needs themand he was like whoa and they were like whoa and we were like whoooooa
look at me i b so fukn kewl wit ma castl n shy
Sup
Junkie kat is getting high
damn baby gurl - holla at ya boy
i is high on pot
iz gangsta dis iz how i roll
Invisible weedz
im on ur lap chillin 2 da max
iz in ur hat beeing a gngstr
prozak pleez kai
I can haz moar druggs
drugz iz bad
lol too much E
Whatteva
God Wait whut
i iz gangsta kitty givin u propz
mmmmm drugz
can i haz mor speshal browneez
like my new shades
iz not lyin dood the wallpaper is movin dood whatz in this stuff
Oh hai I found your meth
i is yur acid steeling all yur trailz
was not powders sugar on table we has energies now
i had da munchiez
Stuffed animals
Im in ur bed stealin ur barein ur cubbiholez humpin ur dogz
he beez my new cell mate
im on ur chair nappin with ur beanie-babies
im in ur bedz makin sweet love to ur beanie babiez
invisible teddy bear
Dad Dryfus wont leave me alone
im in ur boal steelin ur milk n ur gard dino cant stop meee1
I has kittehs U cannot has
I eatz dat Teddy Death to da Teddy
i r on hoth ridin my at-atz
r u my mommy
Omg Its uh dregun
I on ur bed stealin ur piggiz
Sun / Sunshine
I at ur poolz stealin ur sunzLampcat is enlightened
Thread
I are serious cat This is serious threadI love this thread so much
All ur yarn r belong to me
Trap
Wazzup
wazzzupWhat...
Whatwut
What U Sayy
What do you mean my breaths stink
whut
Wha Choo Bench
what
wut the hellz u lukin at
WTF (What the fuck)
WTF You woke me up just to put me on teh LOLCATSu came homz with no cheezburgerz wtfbbq
wtf is that is it gonna eated me
skuz mi wtf u sain
wut teh fuyq
Wtf
WTF
waddafuuuu
wtf y u wash me lulz m clean now
srsly wtf dood dont u knock
wtf window
wtf
WTF am i doing here
WTF
WTF STFU N00B Mah earz hertzez
escuse me wtf r u doin
flash forward wtf
Zombies / Demons
turn tha litez off zombi kity iz outsidein ure hedz eating ur branez
Is at your neck suckin on your weins
oh hai i can has your soul pls
invisible zombie
Bionical Yoda You will bring me tuna now
im under your bed stealing your soul
vampcat says Let ve bite vour neck
Zombie cats wants brains
I is sumunning deemunz
i want ur blood
Hover cat is coming for your soul
joo kno Satanz I bring it fo u
im on ur porch suckin ur bloods
stair into mi eyez
Im in ur nitemarez eetin ur soulz
Zombie cat has braynes
I iz vampyr cat I wunt ur cheezburgers
Spookycat will come for joo tonight
The Griffinator seees into your soooouulll
i is on ur bed steelin ur soul
Run This foe is beyond any of you
Your head a-splode
deathcat in ur nursing home stealin ur souls
mmmm humans are tasty
i iz zombiekat nd i eatz ur babiez
im in ur brain steelin ur soul
iz gunna eet yor sole
drakula cat wanz suk ur blood
vampire cat is coming for youz
Im in ur bed sucking ur bloodz
im on yer stairz summonin demonz